 Wednesday, May 16th, 2012 Good morning. Tuesday was very nice here in East Liverpool. It was very foggy during the morning and of course that's always a good sign around these parts. Once the fog burned away, it was nice and sunny and warm. It was nice to be working outside, and it's a shame we're supposed to have rain today. It would have been nice to keep the warm, sunny weather around. Today's Quote: Theology is but our ideas of truth classified and arranged. ~ Henry Ward Beecher Today's featured card is from "Fantasy" and I am using the Stars effect. Enjoy.  (Click the picture to see the card) Today's joke, from Lynn: On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture." Puzzled she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever." She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "Oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture." He beams and asks why and she answers, "So I can get it enlarged!" *S* To view any back issues of the Newsletter, click on the link below Back Issues Click below to visit the site: 
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